My friend:
Someone I know touched Jason Aalon Butler's hand at the Kerrang! tour on Monday. You jealous?
Me:
Nah, I'd only be jealous if they met him afterwards or something.
My friend:
Oh they did, they met Jason and Anthony.
Me:
.....Why didn't you open with that??
My friend:
I thought you'd be more jealous of the hand touching.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Why do I know you.